Ready to take your keys from basic to XXX-rated badassery? The Crybaby Pleasure v2 Jet Tag is here to slap some filthy fun into your everyday carry.
Crafted for freaks, lovers, and late-night sinners, this 5-inch jet tag is big enough to make a statement but small enough to keep it just classy enough for public use (…maybe). Whether you're into fast bikes, loud moans, or just collecting dope accessories, this tag screams "I ride hard and play harder."
Features:
• 5 inches of sexy, scandalous keychain energy
• Durable as hell, just like your stamina
• Screams "daddy issues, but in a fun way"
• The perfect gift for your favorite filthy degenerate
• Makes your keys easier to find after a wild night
Slap it on your keys, bag, or even a collar (wink), wherever it lands, expect dirty looks and jealous stares.
