For those who feel everything, all the time, welcome to the Crybaby Club. This 3.5” motel-style key tag is your VIP pass to the beautifully broken, the poetically unhinged, and the stylishly sad. Featuring a bright white screen print on a jet-black background, this tag is a subtle yet striking reminder that sometimes, the best way to deal with the blues is to wear them like a badge of honor.
Features:
• 3.5" of sleek, vintage motel key tag aesthetic
• Bright white screen print for that crisp, high-contrast look
• Reads "sedate the sadness" because we cope however we can
• Perfect for keys, bags, or as a tiny existential crisis to carry everywhere
• Guaranteed to make people ask, "Damn, you good?"
Join the club, embrace the chaos, and let the world know: you cry in style.
Crybaby Club Key Tag - for the ones who feel it all, and look good doing it.
